A self-described money enthusiast, I am often weighed out the costs and benefits of my consumer decision making, almost to my fault. Do I purchase one or the other pears or apples if they’re on sale? Which one is going to give me the greatest bang-for-my-buck? Which one will be more useful? And what will be of greater value?
Although it is frustrating and tedious for many of my friends it is a joy for me. A cost-benefit analysis of any decision is a task that requires resourcefulness. You will eventually find shortcuts if you do it enough.
I’m an introvert and need my alone time. However, I recently realized that it is not a good idea to rush to get married.
Because I’ve been single for a few years now, I’m often questioning whether it’s worth it to suffer the pains associated with hooking up. What is the best option? To go on dates or spend quiet time Netflixing, chilling out and enjoying quality time with my dildo.
Sometimes, physical intimacy can feel like a job. Even though you don’t need to spend money on Tinder or Grindr for hookups, it is worth spending some time and mental energy looking through photos of shirtless men posing in high-powered poses on tops of mountains or being surrounded by an excited tiger.
Now, what if you decided to skip the usual step of drinking at a local wateringhole and just make a direct booty call? All the back-and forth chatter and the deliberate deliberation over which emoji to use can get tiring.
The huge dildo, an efficient and affordable option for the single woman who is savvy, is available. The handy and versatile dildo has been around since quite a while. The Paleolithic era actually has the oldest known specimen. No longer are we in a world where browsing through an aisle of dildos, and other toys meant for female pleasure felt like a maze of shame and intrigue. In recent years I’ve evolved from a closet shopper, to proudly being a consumer.
A dildo is a must.
This versatile gadget should be kept in the emergency kit of every modern woman, married or not. There are as many types as Tinder profiles. There are many types, lengths, shapes, colors and materials of dildos. Imagine the amount of fun you can have with a 3D printer.
Which do you prefer? Would you prefer one made from rubber, silicon, classy glass/crystal or both? Are you looking for a regular, human-esque one? Or one with tentacles. Do you like traditional modes of pleasure? Do you find double-penetration fun too titling? Are you more into backdoor adventures? It can be quite a rewarding experience to find the right one.
You might be a straight man, but you’re more of a T&A type. Most women can be easily viewed without much effort. Without a full-blown dick shot, the curious lady will never know what a man looks like until she does the deed. Dick pics? You’re probably aware of how women feel about them! The manipulation of lighting, composition and angle is what I find most interesting about photos of men’s spouses. It can be misleading just as if you look at something online instead of seeing it in person.
